Routine office visits to the veterinarian make Cat angry and scared. Cat wasn’t happy with his last visit, apparently. Could it be, he fears another encounter with Creepy Wally?
Here’s Cat with his Creepy Wally Lament
Wait! Why am I zipped up in this bag?
Apologies to you and dad!
Here’s me, waving a big white flag.
Oh, no! Oh, no! We’re at the vet’s.
I’m still not over my last visit yet.
That Creepy Wally makes me sweat!
Girl! Get your hand off of my neck!
If you don’t let go and let me be,
You’ll soon be cleaning cat pee-pee.
Today was rough,
I need a rest.
Creepy Wally got me
Don’t waste your time
because now I’m free.
Gone off on a catnip spree.
All on account of Creepy Wally.
Relax, replenish and rejuvenate.
Don’t interrupt, I have a date.
And by the way, I’ll be home late.
Please remember, don’t lock the gate.
No animal was injured, harmed or mistreated in this video. Just getting a rabies shot and didn’t like it.
Cat needs a little time to himself to recover from being Creepy Wally’d
Cat talks about his difficult day, “Girl had her hands all over me. Poking me. Prodding me. Sticking me with a sharp needle. Ugggh! I’m mad now. I’m going out. Might come home. Might not. I’ll wait until I get hungry and then I’ll see what’s up. It’s been a very stressful day. I don’t need any more problems or upsets. And if I do come home, I deserve that expensive cat food. You know the one I like. Don’t mess me around with something ordinary. ” (grumble, grumble)
Time for some DramaGuru lessons: Each one, teach one.
Big Cat is showing little Cat the ropes. “Now, listen closely. They’ll be taking you to the vet’s office, one of these days. You need to be prepared! Creepy Wally is terrifying. And you can’t get away!”
The same lesson applies when someone takes you to a party…and you drink too much or you don’t know how to escape from an awkward situation.
This post is a white belt DramaGuru lesson. Practice Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) for your mouth.